make me laugh.

slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:25:10 -0400

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

all i want is to get in a fight with a guy and scream at him to shut up and then he’ll push me...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:30:32 -0400

all i want is to get in a fight with a guy and scream at him to shut up and then he’ll push me roughly against a wall and whisper “make me”

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:29:53 -0400

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

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supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: teruteruhanamura: im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:25:28 -0400

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

teruteruhanamura:

im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK

IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT

LORD FUCKWAD

HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST

SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT

excalilbur: things i can’t imagine: someone having a crush on me someone thinking about me during...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:24:52 -0400

excalilbur:

things i can’t imagine:

someone having a crush on me

someone thinking about me during random times of the day

someone getting butterflies by thinking of me or talking to me

someone wanting to talk to me but doesn’t, thinking they’ll annoy me

someone thinking i’m genuinely cute and wanting to kiss me

someone wanting to date me

someone falling in love with me

someone

having

a

crush

on

me

deanisanactualprincess: cassjaytuck: SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP WRITING AN ESSAY THAT I SHOULD’VE...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:24:24 -0400

deanisanactualprincess:

cassjaytuck:

SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP WRITING AN ESSAY THAT I SHOULD’VE STARTED THREE WEEKS AGO

am i the only one who heard that as a parody of some nights instead of just reading it

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goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:23:28 -0400

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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for the homies that stay followin me

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:21:28 -0400

for the homies that stay followin me

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Justin Bieber as a judge on the x factor

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:14:36 -0400

Justin: that performance was not swaggy
Justin: you dont have uh like the swag we're looking for
Justin: uh
Justin: swag

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:14:14 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

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thatfunnyblog: i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:13:44 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier