I really fucking like you.
I am so done with your shit.
triskaidecagon: seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
E! on the red carpet: OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS I LOVE YOUR LOOK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?
E! on Fashion Police: DAT BITCH GOT NO CLASS UGH HER DRESS WAS DISGUSTING WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE WEAR THAT GURL GOTTA GET LESSONS ON HOW TO DRESS SHE'S THE WORST
That moment of disappointment when a comment on...
During a math test: Aka why I got a C!
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
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Attractive Male: I like that band too
Me: Oh okay so then one of their songs could be the song we dance to at the wedding reception. I was thinking of having a nice elegant ocean theme and I was thinking we could get a 6 layer cake because im going to invite everyone I know. Actually most of them are going to be my internet friends. Also I want 6 children. 3 boys and 3 girls. I also want a dog, 2 cats, and maybe 2 fish, so one doesn't get lonely. I love you see you later i have to mail out invitations.